31 Days of Cage - day 6
day six
8mm (1999)
My opinion of this movie was somewhat softened by watching it within a couple hours of Trapped in Paradise, but it is bad. Cage is basically a piece of wood, and changes expression perhaps twice in almost two hours. The plot is pretty dumb and the whole thing feels very heavy-handed. Not even Peter Stormare as a weirdo Drexl Spivey kind of guy can save this.
Best moment(s): Weirdo Stormare, Machine’s apparent love of Danzig, “Can I interest you in a battery-operated vagina today, sir?”
Menno’s rating: 5.1
Pickles’ rating: 5.5
Haircut’s rating: 4.8
Overall Cage grade: unanimous C
